Mommy Human and I had to have a serious discussion today. Every afternoon lately she’s been taking a nap in MY BED. See, I get all nice and tucked in under the quilt, on what she calls “her pillow” and she comes along and pulls the quilt off of me!!!!!!!!!!!! She almost dumped me on the floor this afternoon!!!!!!!!!!!!
I let her have it. This has been going on too many times. She’s got to learn that if I am already in MY BED she has to sleep on the other side or something. No, Mommy Human is not Boss, no matter what SHE thinks. I am BOSS.
I let her know with a really loud MEOW that she cannot keep doing this. We are going to have to see about getting her one of those air-beds or something. I need the king-size bed so I can move all over and stretch out. She can sleep anywhere. And why does she need to nap anyway????? She’s just getting lazy. Humans aren’t like us, they don’t need to sleep 22 hours a day and then run around driving everybody crazy for two hours. No. She hardly does anything all day except stir funny pots and play with sticks and open an odd can of cat food or two. Nothing that should make anybody tired.
Just to show her, once she got out of MY BED, I went back in it. I’m there now, under the quilt. I’m staying in one spot the rest of the night and she’d better not try to dump me on the floor again. Does she forget that she never had me declawed??????????? I don’t think she’s forgotten that. I won’t let her.
Signed, Maggie the Magnificent