I don’t know about you, but I have entered every frigging Enter to Win advertisement there is on Facebook and beyond.
I have yet to win a crappin’ thing. But now they have my email address and I am SO LUCKY I GET JUNK EMAILS from every idiot with a business.
So take heed you nasty companies out there – I am going to spam your ads in my email inbox and I’m never entering your stupid contests again. For anything.
I even entered one at King Arthur’s Flour for a great New England recipe. I sent the world’s best quiche recipe and I got back a polite little note thanking me – but no thanks. Guess real bitches don’t like quiche.